Friday, May 14, 2010

I've Been Violated!

It has been a ROUGH week! I have been super busy at work, at home, and with photography. On top of that, Grant graduated pre-school last night :-(! and he is now sick with pink eye, an ear infection, and what looks like strep! So, I haven't had time to do anything that's needed to be done this week, but today I needed to run by the mall on my way home from work. I went upstairs really quick to get one thing, and there they were...the mall masseuse! I see these people every time I go, but I've never actually had one, but today was a different story. I'm in desperate need of stress relief, and I'm pretty sure I've got some sort of muscle issue in my right shoulder/neck area..probably from overuse of the mouse!! So, I had ever intention of only doing the 12 mins for $12, but the guys would not take that. They kept trying to talk me up to 30 or 45 minutes. We eventually settled on 25, and I sat down. The first part of it was great. The guy got super deep in my shoulders and back, which I'm sure I needed. I'm going to be dying tomorrow from it though; I'm already getting sore. Then, it started getting weird. At one point, he had both hands on my back, went all the way down to my bum, the flipped his hands around, and I kid you not squeezed my bum, then all the way down my thighs. I was literally dying laughing with my face down in that chair. I felt like I was on AFV or Candid Camera. It kept happening over & over, and when he jiggled my thighs I just about lost it. Then he took my shoes off & offered foot massage...um, no! I'm so weird about feet, and while I'd love a foot massage, the middle of the mall is not the place i'd choose. I'm pretty sure the guy at the perfume kiosk right in front of them got a huge kick out of the show these guys put on. Has anyone else had one of these?? Are they always like this? I was not expecting anything but shoulders, neck, and back. Next time, it will definitely only be the $12 because I figure they can't get that far in that amount of time!



4 comments:

  1. hahahahahaha! I am dying laughing! Note to self: avoid mall massagers!

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  2. Thanks I needed a good laugh! I'm agreeing with Kelly avoid all mall massagers.

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  3. Hahahaha. I just laughed out loud. That is hiarious! My mom got one once, but that definitely didn't happen to her!

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  4. i needed a laugh so bad! hilarious :) you did a great job painting the picture with the leg jiggling! makes me want to go sit and watch next time i am at the mall!
    have a great trip!

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